This parody of an already renowned Super Bowl commercial appears in the Wall Street Journal, of all places. The flavor:
[Image source]And on the eighth day God looked down on his planned paradise and said, “I need someone who can flip this for a quick buck.”So God made a banker.God said, “I need someone who doesn’t grow anything or make anything but who will borrow money from the public at 0% interest and then lend it back to the public at 2% or 5% or 10% and pay himself a bonus for doing so.”So God made a banker.God said, “I need someone who will take money from the people who work and save, and use that money to create a dotcom bubble and a housing bubble and a stock bubble and an oil bubble and a commodities bubble and a bond bubble and another stock bubble, and then sell it to people in Poughkeepsie and Spokane and Bakersfield, and pay himself another bonus.”So God made a banker...
